Archive for May, 2007

31
May
07

Lovely Lady Of The Week #52- Sarah Silverman

This week’s LLOTW is the comedianne Sarah Silverman. Best known for her stand-up comedy, Sarah has recently gotten her own show on Comedy Central, The Sarah Silverman Program. She was ranked #29 on the Maxim magazine Hot 100 of 2007 list.

Her Movie/TV roles include: Monk, Crank Yankers, Robot Chicken, School For Scoundrels, School of Rock, There’s Something About Mary, The Larry Sanders Show, Bulworth, and Saturday Night Live.

31
May
07

Because After All, It’s All About Me #40….


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1. What is your most admired athlete of all time?

A: Ted Williams
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2. What is the most common compliment that people give you?

A: That I have the prettiest teeth & smile…
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3. what’s your favorite football team (any level)?

A: Dallas Cowboys
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4. What was the last movie you saw at the theater ?

A: Pirates 3
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5. What is the #1 place you would like to visit in the world?

A: Japan
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31
May
07

Apparently, I Like To Pee On The Red Carpet…

You scored as Steve-o,
u r fo sure Steve-o…
DUDE YOUR DA MAN…….

Steve-o

100%

Johnny Knoxville

75%

Chris P.

67%

Mianus or Knoxville

42%

Which Wildboyz r u
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30
May
07

Ladies & Gentlemen, The Funniest Website On The Planet….

29
May
07

It Ain’t Easy Being Green

I personally think the Man In Black is up in heaven smiling at this one…..

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27
May
07

Y’all Come Take A Look At My Poll…..

is the name of the entry on my newest entry on my Myspace Blog series All Along The Watchtower. Come check it out!

27
May
07

I Have A Bad Feeling About This…

but not this trailer for the new Star Wars: The Clone Wars animated series….

26
May
07

The Shat Has Hit The Fan At 160 Miles An Hour…

Aprophos Of Something put this up today already, but I thought it was too cool not to repost…

26
May
07

Suddenly I Feel All Tingly Inside….


That sound you just heard was the sound of every red-blooded man in America’s head just exploding….

After showing that she could fill out Wonder Woman’s Gold Bustier with style and panache, my little Myspace buddy Olivia Munn goes on to shore up her geek street cred by donning the iconic Princess Leia Slave Girl Bikini of Star Wars for her show on G4. Olivia shows once again why she is one of the coolest chicks on the planet….

25
May
07

Lovely Lady Of The Week #51- Jill Wagner


This week’s LLOTW is Jill Wagner. Jill is best known for her roles in Blade: The Series & Punked, and also as the “Mercury Chick” for Mercury cars.

Her Film/TV roles include: Monk, Dr. Vegas, Junebug, Shifted, & Stargate: Atlantis. She has appeared in layouts for Stuff & FHM magazines….

25
May
07

Because After All, It’s All About Me #39….


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1. What do you think of this whole Opie and Anthony getting suspended thing? Do you think XM went too far? Why/why not?

A: Overblown
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2. Do you consider yourself smarter than most people? Why/why not?

A: Yes, An IQ test told me so…
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3. Do you ever go to the movies versus staying at home and waiting to rent them or see them on the tube?

A: I’m getting more in the watch them at home mode, cause people just don’t know how to act anymore…
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4. Where is the most unusual place you’ve fallen asleep?

A: In the tailgate of a pickup truck in college (the first time around) on the way to “borrow” a goat with my pledge class to let loose in another Frat’s house…
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5. If you could be an expert in any one subject, what would it be?

A: Women, of course….
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25
May
07

Apparently, I’ll Be Portrayed By Martin Sheen In The Movie…

You scored as Jason Wynn, You’re Jason Wynn.
You’re a smart man with a lot of power and connections,
and you manipulate a lot of people.
But when you make a mistake, it costs you greatly.
You backstab people and piss off the wrong guys.
And as of now, you have a big scar on your face.
Serves you right.

Spawn (Al Simmons)

100%

Jason Wynn

100%

Clown/violator

94%

Jade

88%

Cogliostro

81%

Sam and Twitch

75%

Malebolgia

56%

Wanda

25%

Which Todd McFarlane’s Spawn character are you?
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25
May
07

That’s Gonna Leave A Mark…..

25
May
07

Quite Frankly, I’m Speechless…

25
May
07

That One Pretty Well Speaks For Itself…..

25
May
07

I Want To Buy This Shirt Just So I Can Send My Brother Screaming Into The Streets….

Cause He Really, Really Hates Spoilers….

25
May
07

Yet Another Place To Avoid Eating At…

25
May
07

I Wonder If He Listens To Fall Out Boy…

22
May
07

Just Because I’m Really A Big Old Softie Underneath All The Bluster & Brag….

Gorgeous Girl, Cool Song, Great Voice….

19
May
07

Clothes, Criminals, & Chuck Norris?

is the title of the new entry on my Myspace blog series All Along The Watchtower. Go check it out if you get a chance..

18
May
07

Lovely Lady Of The Week #50- Emmanuelle Chriqui

This week’s LLOTW is Entourage’s Emmanuelle Chriqui. She was ranked #90 in Stuff magazine’s “102 Sexiest Women In The World” in 2002.

Her film roles include: Detroit Rock City, Wrong Turn, The Crow- Wicked Prayer, Deceit, After Sex, and Patriotville. Her TV roles include: Unscripted, The O.C., Jake 2.0, and Forever Knight.

18
May
07

Because After All, It’s All About Me #38

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1. What is the most amount of cash that you’ve ever held in your hands at one time?

A: $300,000 in 100’s. When I worked for the casinos in Tunica
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2. Who is your favorite all time movie villian?

A: Tony Montana
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3. What is the last movie you saw in the theater?

A: Spiderman 3
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4. If you could suddenly speak one language fluently (that you don’t currently speak) what would it be?

A: Japanese or Chinese
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5. If you could take a year-long vacation, what would you do?

A: Take a yacht you could live on. Fill it up with all the comforts of home. Travel all around the entire world. Ferry my friends in and out as we visit different countries…..
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6. Who is your favorite TV Chef:

A: Rachel Ray
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18
May
07

Wow, Mario’s Hardcore….

Mario takes a lil visit to Vice City…

18
May
07

This Time It’s Personal….

18
May
07

I Guess The Ole Lightsaber Isn’t What It Used To Be…

18
May
07

Baaa Baaa Black Sheep……

18
May
07

Chuck Norris Doesn’t Do Pushups, He Pushes The Earth Down…

Continuing his quest for universal domination, Chuck Norris takes Azeroth…
18
May
07

We’ll Have Order Here…..

18
May
07

Apparently, I Will Turn To The Dark Side….

You scored as alex wilder.. your alex.
your a super smart leader who betrayed his friends.

alex wilder.

83%

gert

83%

victor

71%

chase

63%

xavin

58%

molly

58%

karolina

50%

nico

42%

which one of the marvel runaways
are you?

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15
May
07

What Youtube Was Made For….

Two emo kids slapfighting to the Mortal Kombat Theme song. God Bless America….

13
May
07

Lovely Lady Of The Week #49- Posh Suicide

This week’s LLOTW is the Suicide Girl’s very own Posh Suicide. Aside from being one of the most iconic beauties of the Suicide Girls as a model for the last 3 1/2 years, this little dynamo works wonders as a Photoshop Mage on the other SG’s sets, She writes a great little column on the website, as well as serving as SG’s Newswire Geek Editor…

One of Posh’s biggest passion’s are video games. She can usually be found playing her current game of choice, World Of Warcraft. She definitely puts the stereotype of gorgeous women not enjoying video games to rest. She was recently named Macenstein’s Mac Chick Of The Month…

13
May
07

Because After All, It’s All About Me # 37….

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Game On

1. What’s your favourite system to play video games on?

A: Xbox 360
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2. Have you tried a Nintendo Wii yet? What did you think?

A: Yes, Love it…
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3. If you were to star in your own video game, what would your quest be?

A: Rescue someone….
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4. Would you rather date Mario or Luigi? Lara Croft or Princess Toadstool?

A: Lara Croft- Angeline Jolie w/ British accent. yummmy….
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5. What’s your favourite movie based on a video game?

A: none so far, they’ve pretty much all sucked….
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13
May
07

Apparently, These Tests Are Pretty Accurate…

You scored as Jessica Alba.

Jessica Alba

100%

Stacey Keibler

100%

Shakira

100%

Fergie

92%

Paris Hilton

83%

Tyra Banks

67%

Carmen Electra

58%

Beyonce Knowles

58%

Pink

50%

Rosie O'Donnell

33%

Who's Your Sexy Celebrity Match? (for dudes)
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13
May
07

A Little Less Conversation, A Little More Action….

is the title on my new entry on my All Along The Watchtower blog over on my Myspace page. Go Check it Out….

13
May
07

That’s How Future Serial Killers Are Made….

13
May
07

Do You Ever Get The Feeling Some People Just Have Entirely Too Much Time On Their Hands….

13
May
07

You Can’t Get Away From That Song In Clubs, Now You Have To Worry About Museums…

13
May
07

This Teacher Might Have Actually Got Me To Study…

13
May
07

That Things Going To Put Someone’s Eye Out…

13
May
07

I Don’t Think That’s What Your Boyfriend Meant…

10
May
07

Worlds Of Whorecraft….

Just when I think I have seen everything, people always go that extra step to amuse me. What a world we live in…

09
May
07

Munn Wears Short Shorts…..

Another great little AOTS Wonder Woman sketch from the ever-lovely Miss Olivia Munn…

05
May
07

Outlaws, Ner-Do-Wells, And F-Ups….

is the title of my new entry over on my All Along The Watchtower blog over on my Myspace profile. Go Check it out!
04
May
07

Lovely Lady Of The Week #48- Missy Peregrym

This week’s LLOTW is Heroes hottie, Missy Peregrym. Her other Film & TV Roles include: Dark Angel, Black Sash, Jake 2.0, Stick It, Tru Calling, Smallville, Andromeda, and Life As We Know It.

04
May
07

Because After All, It’s All About Me #36

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Horses and Tequila

1. Do you gamble?

A: Love It. Not in a degenerate gambler way, but more in a James Bond kind of way. Go chill, have some food and drinks with friends and girlfriends, have some fun…
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2. Have you ever rode a horse?

A: Yeah, I’m damn near Roy Rogers. Must have been all the Lone Ranger I watched as a kid.
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3. Do you drink alcohol?

A: Yeah, but only socially when out with friends or in with girlfriends. But I do love the whole Rat Pack/ Tiki Bar TV culture….
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4. What is your favorite Mexican food?

A: Tacos
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5. On Saturday, I plan to ____.

A: Go watch Spidey 3….
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04
May
07

Apparently, I’ve Got A Boomstick And I’m Not Afraid To Use It…

You scored as Hardware/Gardenware.
You look toward a heap of chainsaws…
you quote Ash from Evil Dead (“Groovie”)
you spend your time hacking up zombies
and laughing as the blood sprays!
You survive!

CD/DVD Store

100%

Hardware/Gardenware

100%

Gun Store

80%

Who needs to go to the stores?

60%

Food Court

40%

Mall full of zombies… where do you go?
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04
May
07

Now That’s One Classy Reception…

04
May
07

Now That’s A Real Beer Ad….

04
May
07

And They Say Size Doesn’t Matter….

04
May
07

That One Nun Looks Like She’s About To Go All Spanish Inquisition…

04
May
07

I Think I Just Threw Up In My Mouth A Little…

04
May
07

That’s Just Cool…

04
May
07

Even I Have To Say That’s Just Plain Wrong To Laugh At….

04
May
07

You Just Got To Love School Dress Codes Nowadays….

04
May
07

And Somewhere Al Gore Gets A Chubby…..