Archive for March, 2007

31
Mar
07

Time To Go Back To The Grindhouse….

I am SO looking forward to this flick….

Here’s a whole passel of Trailers & Interviews:

Here’s QT & RR geeking out over grindhouse movies:

The First Trailer:

The Final Trailer:

The EW Cover Interview:

The Girls & Guys of Grindhouse Interview:

Dread Central’s The Fake Trailers Interview:

You know the only way this movie could be more old-school cool is if they had inserted a 4-way fight between the Planet Terror Zombies and Ninjas, Pirates & Robots…..

31
Mar
07

Lovely Lady Of The Week #43- Jena Malone


This week’s LLOTW is Donnie Darko’s Jena Malone. Her Film roles include: Bastard Out Of Carolina, Contact, Stepmom, The Dangerous Lives Of Altar Boys, Cold Mountain, Saved!, and For The Love Of The Game.


Her TV roles include: Roseanne, Homicide, Big Love, Touched By An Angel, and Chicago Hope.

31
Mar
07

Because After All, It’s All About Meme Me #31….

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Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: how would I know
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: lover, baby…
WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR?: that you would ask me that question..
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: yeah
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF “REALITY TV”?: hate it
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: not really
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: yeah, what the hell happened…
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: works just fine..
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: grey
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: nope
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: nope, just sky-dived
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: oh yeah…
WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: The Islands…
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: Y
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE “DONNIE DARKO”?: Y
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: a darn, but not quite a damn
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: I’ll let you know
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: yep
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: Y
ARE SPEEDO’S HOT?: only on beautiful women
WHAT’S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: no opinion
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: not right now
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: nope
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: dust, mold, Rosie O’ Donnel
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, “I LOVE YOU”: a long time ago
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: yeah, he’s chilling with Biggie Smalls somewhere in the tropics….
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: nope
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: in fried rice
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: nope, (looks left, looks right)
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: If I told you I’d have to kill you
WHAT TIME IS IT?: it’s hammer time
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: used to in high school. A girlfriend gave it to me. It was quite a boon to my social life…
IS MCDONALD’S DISGUSTING?: nope
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: a few minutes ago
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: shower
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: What?????
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: nope
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: Dr. Pepper
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: creamy
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: yep
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: once, just got up
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: y
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: n
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: no
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: blue
WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: when my pop died
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: immensely
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: I’ll let you know if I find out
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: I knew you were going to ask this question…
HAVE YOU READ “CATCHER IN THE RYE”?: Y
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: n
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: n
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: y
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: n
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: n
IS A DOG A MAN’S BEST FRIEND?: y
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: y
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: y
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: Y
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: Sandwich
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: n
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: y
WHAT’S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: head on
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: n
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: not one right now
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31
Mar
07

Apparently, It’s A Rough Life I Lead….

Your Life is Better Than 91% of All People

You really lucked out. Your life is ideal and practically perfect.
You shouldn’t have a care or worry in the world…
And make sure you remember that when something little gets you down.
Most people would kill for your life. So be happy that you’re the one living it!
31
Mar
07

Now I Love Chinese Food, But I’d Have To Avoid This Place….

31
Mar
07

Yet Another Place I’ll Have To Pass On…

31
Mar
07

He’s About To Have A Very Bad Day….

31
Mar
07

The Latest In Auto Security Devices….

31
Mar
07

This Is One Of The Reasons American Guys Will Never Like Soccer….

31
Mar
07

I Want This Sound System….

28
Mar
07

My Type Of Mirage….

Check out the new trailer for B:TAS superstar Paul Dini’s new Top Cow series Madame Mirage…

25
Mar
07

Lovely Lady Of The Week #42- Daniella Alonso

This week’s LLOTW is Hill Have Eyes 2 star, Daniella Alonso. Having started out as a Ford Model, she was voted #41 in 2006’s Maxim Hot 100. She’s also a Cover Girl for CG Cosmetics.

Her Film roles include: Academy Boyz, Black Knight, Rhythm Of The Saints, The Last Romantic, All You’ve Got, Hood Of Horror, and Wrong Turn 2.

Her TV roles include: Law & Order, Law & Order:Criminal Intent, One Tree Hill, and CSI:NY.

25
Mar
07

Because After All, It’s All About Meme Me #30…


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1. What was your favorite animated cartoon series when you were little?

A: That would be Superfriends, Flintstones, or the Jetsons
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2. What was your favorite “live action” children’s series when you were little?

A: either the Batman show or Sesame Street
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3. Who is your favorite muppet character?

A: Animal
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4. Take the quiz: What is your Sesame Street personality?

A:

You Are Bert

Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable – even if you don’t love them!

You are usually feeling: Logical – you rarely let your emotions rule you

You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil

How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others

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5. Have you ever appeared on a locally-produced children’s show, or would you have ever wanted to?

A: I would have liked to be on the local Bozo show back in the day…
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6. Cartoons like “The Flintstones,” though animated, were really intended for adults. What’s your favorite adult (non-porn) cartoon?

A: 3-way tie between Family Guy/ Futurama/ South Park
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25
Mar
07

Apparently, I Will Rule The World….


You Are Destined to Rule the World


You have the makings of a very evil dictator…

Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary!

Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not.

But at least you know that you could.

25
Mar
07

Let’s Hope They Are Not Affiliated With The Good Hand’s People…

25
Mar
07

Can You Spot All The Things Funny In This Picture…

25
Mar
07

And They Wonder Why Some Dogs Turn On Their Owners…

25
Mar
07

The Very Definition Of Irony….

25
Mar
07

The Very Definition Of Having Bad Luck…

23
Mar
07

It Ain’t Easy Being Green…

I love this ad…

22
Mar
07

300 — The Blue State Version….

18
Mar
07

Lovely Lady Of The Week #41- Vanessa Ferlito

This week’s LLOTW is CSI:NY’s beauty, Vanessa Ferlito. Her film roles include: Grindhouse, Online, Undefeated, Spiderman 2, Man Of The House, The Tollbooth, and Shadowboxer.

Her TV roles include: Third Watch, Law & Order, 24, The Sopranos, and CSI: NY.

18
Mar
07

Because After All, It’s All About Meme Me #29….


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1. If you could choose to own any car, and money was no object, what would you choose?

A: A Ferrari
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2. What protest march might somebody spot you at?

A: A protest march against protest marchs…
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3. If you could be a fictious bad guy for the day, which bad guy would you be and why?

A: Y’all know I’m going to be Lex Luthor, explains itself…
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4. Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone, not a single soul, and that you intend to take to the grave with you when you die?

A: Yep, I’m sneaky that way….
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5. So, tell us, what can’t you help eating even though you know (maybe because your mother told you so) you shouldn’t?

A: Cookie dough….
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6. What was the last movie you saw? Would you recommend it?

A: 300. Yep……
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18
Mar
07

The Fact That They Had To Put Up This Sign Frightens Me…

18
Mar
07

Something Tells Me This Won’t End Well…

18
Mar
07

(Un)Happily Married?

18
Mar
07

Now That’s A Golf Course I’d Avoid…

18
Mar
07

Now That’s A Business That Knows Their Customer Base….

18
Mar
07

I Wonder If They Are Affiliated With Dewey, Cheatum, & How….

18
Mar
07

Apparently, I Am A Dog….

You scored as Snoopy/Joe Cool/WWI Flying Ace..etc... You are Snoopy! You’re an extroverted beagle with multiple personalities. You love your typewriter, and your favorite time of day is when “that round headed kid” brings you your supper. You’re a one-man show with superior intelligence and vivid imagination. You’ve created such multiple personalities as: Joe Cool, World War I Flying Ace, Literary Ace, Flashbeagle, Vulture, Foreign Legionnaire, etc…

Snoopy/Joe Cool/WWI Flying Ace..etc..

100%

Charlie Brown

85%

Linus

85%

Peppermint Patty

75%

Sally

70%

Lucy

55%

Schroeder

20%

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10
Mar
07

Lovely Lady Of The Week #40- Stephanie Glasson


This week we have a very special entry in the Lovely Lady Of The Week feature. Usually when I pick the LLOTW, It may be someone I like that I may or may not have met, but it is almost never someone that I had known before they became famous. Until this week, when I chose Playboy Playmate Stephanie Glasson as this week’s LLOTW.

Stephanie is a long-lost friend of mine that I recently came back in contact with through the magic of Myspace. I knew her years ago when I was going through Massage Therapy School and she was an just an overworked, underpaid, exceedingly beautiful receptionist for the big day spa that owned the school where I went.

We became fast friends because we both shared the same wicked sense of humor. Most people I want to flee from after talking to them for a few minutes, but this girl could always crack me up and make me smile. She’s one of the few truly sterling people you will ever get a chance to meet.

So if you ever get a chance to see or speak to her at any of the Playboy promotions she does, go up and say hi. You won’t regret it. This is one lady whose inner beauty is just as great as her obvious outer beauty.


Stephanie was Playboy Playmate for July 2004.

She has also appeared in:

Playboy Video Playmate Calendar 2006

Playboy Video Centerfold: Playmate of the Year Tiffany Fallon

Playboy’s Nude Playmates, March 2005

Playboy Video Playmate Calendar 2005

Playboy’s Book Of Lingerie April/May 2006

10
Mar
07

Woooo Pig Soooiiiieeeee!

I’m as tickled as a pig in, well you know, that the Hogs won yesterday….

10
Mar
07

Because After All, It’s All About Meme Me #28…

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1. Favorite Time Of Day?:

A: At night when I walk my dogs right before bed…
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2. Favorite Day Of The Week?:

A: Friday of course…
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3. Favorite Month Of The Year?:

A: Not really a month per say, but the time from Halloween on through New Years
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4. Favorite Type Of Weather?:

A: Sunny, slightly cool in spring….
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5. what was your favourite TV show as a child/teen?

A: The Lone Ranger as a kid, Dallas as a teen, Buffy after…
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6. there are a lot of specialty TV networks now: do you watch any specialty TV networks?

A: G4
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7. the majority of my television-watching is news only. if you think about the percentages of TV you watch currently, what ranks at the highest? why?

A: action/dramas….
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8. there are a few TV personalities that i abhor, two being bobby flay and Rachael ray. i really, REALLY want to run that woman over with my car. is there a television personality that you cannot stand, and why?

A: I’ve been real up front over my distaste for Rosie O’ Donnell on here many a time. She just seems to be a mean-spirited, despicable human being by all accounts to all those she comes into contact with….
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9. guilty pleasure … for me, it’s “the real housewives of orange county,” when i can actually get around to watching them. what is your guilty TV pleasure?

A: I don’t have guilty pleasures, If I like something I’m pretty up front about it…
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10. HDTV: do you have it? why or why not?

A: Not yet. Just haven’t bothered to get around to it yet…
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11. cable: yes or no? “how much” cable do you subscribe to, and why?

A: I go with the satellite instead. The full ride of it. I don’t sleep much so I have to be entertained at 3:42 in the morning….
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12. i love Dr. Who and wish it could go on forever (preferably with Christopher Eccleston as The Doctor, phwoarrr!). which TV series would you love to last your lifetime?

A: I wished that Dallas would have….
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13. In general, are you happy with life? Do you consider yourself a happy person? Why/why not?

A: Yeah, I’m happy with life. I try to make mine the best I can be and not have regrets. Yeah, I’m a happy person….
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14. What is happiness, anyway?

A: A decision….
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15. What do you think happiness (as a concept) is based on? Do you think it’s genetic?

A: being comfortable with yourself. Realizing that life has it’s ups and downs. That everybody has baggage, they will hurt you and leave and probably return again later, and make massive screwups but, you love them anyway while you can.

That if you hold out hope long enough things will always get better. Enjoying the little things and pleasures that life brings, treasuring every true friend that you have picked up along the way. Going through life without too many regrets. That’s what I think happiness is….
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10
Mar
07

You Just Know That A Guy Named These Streets, Part 2….

10
Mar
07

The Parole Board Is Really Going To Look Favorably On This Guy’s Mug Shot…

10
Mar
07

I Was Probably This Kid Once Upon A Time….

10
Mar
07

What Can You Say?

10
Mar
07

Tell Me How You Hate Your Job Again, Part 2….

10
Mar
07

Apparently, I’m The Great White Hunter…..

You scored as Locke. You’re Locke! People underestimate you, but you know you can do anything you want to. You hate limits being put on your life – you don’t like it when people don’t believe in you.

Shannon

100%

Locke

100%

Claire

94%

Sun

81%

Boone

81%

Sayid

81%

Jack

75%

Jin

75%

Michael

75%

Kate

75%

Sawyer

63%

Hurley

56%

Charlie

50%

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10
Mar
07

Now I Like Fresh Milk As Much As The Next Person, But That’s A Bit Much….

10
Mar
07

Somebody Go Forth And Buy Me This….

07
Mar
07

R.I.P. 3/07/07….

04
Mar
07

Lovely Lady Of The Week #39- Rhona Mitra

This Week’s LLOTW is british beauty Rhona Mitra of Nip/Tuck & Boston Legal fame.

Her film roles include: Doomsday, Shooter, The Number 23, Skinwalkers, Stuck On You, The Life Of David Gale, Sweet Home Alabama, Ali G Indahouse, Get Carter, & Hollow Man.


Her Tv Roles include: Nip/Tuck, Boston Legal, The Practice, Party Of Five, & Gideon’s Crossing

04
Mar
07

Because After All, It’s All About Meme Me #27….


1. What is your favorite smell?

A: Vanilla
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2. If you were casting a movie, what role would you cast yourself in?

A: I would pull a Hitchcock walk-through
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3. If you could pick the last thing you’ll see before you die, what would you choose?

A: I would like to look around a beach at sunset with beautiful women in skimpy bikinis frolicking, family & friends enjoying themselves, little kids & animals playing, just after having told the love of my life that I love them, giving them a kiss, and taking one last deep breath and long look around….
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4. What is the best gift you’ve ever received?

A: When I was little, my bro gave me a Indiana Jones calender. It was just your basic calender, but I loved IJ so much that I thought my bro hung the moon for days, for getting it for me…
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5. If God were to appear briefly before you in any form you could choose, what would you choose?

A: Like the FF story, I’d go with Jack Kirby…
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6. What is the first thing you would say to God? (assume you know for sure it really is God)

A: What’s Up? Thanks For Everything, Big Guy….
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7. How would you finish this sentence? “My destiny has always been _____________.”

A: foretold. I am the One… :-)
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8. If I knew then what I know now, I ….

A: would probably still be an idiot….
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9. Ready To Rumble
Who would win in a death match between…

1. The Care Bears VS The Smurfs –

A: SMURFS

2. Barbies VS Bratz –

A: BRATZ

3. Samuel “Screech” Powers VS Steve Urkel –

A: SCREECH

4. He-Man VS Terminator –

A: TERMINATOR

5.The Power Rangers VS The Ninja Turtles –

A: TMNT
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04
Mar
07

You Just Know That A Guy Named These Streets…

04
Mar
07

That Kid’s Going To Have A Hell Of A Case Of Morning Breath When He Wakes Up….

04
Mar
07

Some People Take Their Love Of Star Wars Too Far…

04
Mar
07

Yeeesh!

04
Mar
07

The Force Is Strong With This One….

04
Mar
07

I Think I’m In Love….

04
Mar
07

Apparently, I’m A Bad Man……

You scored as Green Goblin. You are the infamous Green Goblin, arguably Spider-Man’s most dangerous foe. His weapons of choice are spherical grenades called “pumpkin bombs” and he gets from Point A to Point B via his glider, on which he flies all over New York City. He became who he is after a failed experiment drove him insane and granted him strength, which he later used to seek out revenge against the people who ruined him financially.

Carnage

100%

Mysterio

100%

Green Goblin

100%

The Lizard

80%

Doctor Octopus

80%

Scorpion

70%

Venom

70%

Shocker

40%

Spider-Man Villains: Which One Are You?
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