Archive for February, 2007
I Want One Of These….

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1. Apple pie or pumpkin pie? Apple
2. Cars or SUVs? SUV
3. Pen or pencil? Pen
4. Electric guitar or acoustic guitar? electric
5. Shower or bath? Shower
6. Daffy Duck or Yogi Bear? Daffy
7. Butter on a biscuit or jam on a biscuit? Jam
8. Bringing sexy back or dropping it like it’s hot? Drop it
9. Someone’s gotta walk the plank! Choose a celebrity you want to throw overboard (all in good fun, of course. We’re not actually advocating for the tossing of celebs in the ocean). Rosie O’ Donnell goes flying over the plank….
10. Tell us one thing most people don’t know about you? I am the grandson of the granddaughter of Charlie Ford. Say what you will about me, I come by my outlaw ways honestly…
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Fear My Cuteness….
This week’s LLOTW is “LOST” hottie, Yunjin Kim. Already a well-known actress in Asia, Yunjin has been called the “Korean Julia Roberts”. She quickly shot to stardom in the States as Sun on the hit TV series. She made #98 on Maxim’s “hot 100″ list of 2006.
Her other roles include : Beautiful Vacation, Wedding Deureseu, Gingko Bed 2, Iron Palm, Rush, Yesterday, Ardor, Diary of June, and Two Sisters.
A: Dudley- older brother. nope.
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2. What are your pets’ names?
A: Dusty & Sam are my weenie dogs, Rose & Daisy are my cats…
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3. Do you give pet/nick names to your car (or other large possession)?
A: “Silver” – Because it’s a long silver X-cab Pickup & I used to love the Lone Ranger when I was little
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4. What meaning does your surname have?
A: Son of Dawes.
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5. If you could name your own country or island, what would you call it?
A: I would name my island,”Serenity”
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6. When is the last time you accepted a dare?
A: A while back, a couple of girls I was out with asked me to get up and Karaoke. Something I would usually do only under pain of death. I had to bust out, “I Want To Be Sedated”, by the Ramones.
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7. Can you dance?
8. Who is your current crush?
9. What’s the weirdest thing your pet has done?
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10. Who’s on your “celebs I wish I could make out with” list?
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That Just Sounds Painful…
Apparently, I Am Pretty Mellow….
You scored as Henry. You are Henry Townshend, the most mellow guy in the entire known universe. He got locked in his apartment for three days, and yet he’s calmer than a tranqulized buffalo in a pillow factory. Ghost coming through my wall? It’s all good. Floating heads outside my window? Naw man, it’s cool. Neighbor just got possessed by evil spirits after getting beat up by monsters? Hey man, chill out. Life’s tough when you’re the 21st Sacrament, but at least you can have fun till the end. Now who’s ready for some demon dog golfing?
What Silent Hill Hero are you? |
Fear The Carusobot….
This week’s LLOTW is Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson. Best known for being one of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends & her reality show on E! Network ,” The Girls Next Door”.
Kendra has made cameos in Movie & TV shows like Scary Movie 4, Robot Chicken, Las Vegas, Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and Akon’s video “Smack That!”.
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1. If you could coach any professional sports team, which one would it be?
A: The St. Louis Cardinals Baseball team
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2. What if you had a magic wand?
A: Who says I don’t already…
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3. What do you drink to cool off? warm up? get energy? relax?
A: milk, hot chocolate, Dr. Pepper
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4. What is something you wish you were better at doing?
A: Drawing, singing, or playing music
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5. Who is your favorite comedian and why?
A: Sam Kinison. He was totally brilliant
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6. Do you know what your name means, or why you recieved the name you did?
A: first name means “Divinely Peaceful. Middle name means “waterfall” So I’m a divinely peaceful waterfall. Dad chose the first name. My brother chose the middle on because he was a fan of a quarterback
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7. Are you a Coke or Pepsi fan?
A: Coke, Pepsi is an inferior Yankee product.
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What is the most important life lesson you’ve learned to date?
A: Let the small things slide
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Kneel Before Fluffy….
Kids, Gotta Love Them…
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You scored as Donkey Kong. You like to swing in your hammock on the shores of Donkey Kong Isle. When King K. Rool and those Kremlings are up to no good, you call one of your animal friends and you’re on the way…like Tarzan.
Which Nintendo Character Are You? |
WTF……
Some How I Think We Always Knew…

<a href=”http://www.funnyjunk.com”>Funny Videos

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1. Favorite Stupid Saying?:
A: “Well, There’s a turd for every turd”. My sweet little grandma, who was going through the early stages of Alzheimer’s, once said this to a young couple who told her they were getting married. I did the world’s greatest spit take with my Dr. Pepper, and forever after every time I think of her sweet little old face saying this, I crack up laughing…
or
“Junk in the Trunk”. My 87 year old Grandpa once said this in response to a show with Jessica Alba in a bikini. Some things both generations can easily agree on…
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2. Favorite Over Used Word?:
A: Anyway
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3. Favorite Word That Makes You Laugh?:
A: bobble-head. used in reference to a person.
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4. Now Tell Me… Are You Having Fun Yet?:
A: I’m always having fun, baby!
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5. Compliment you’ve received?:
A: that I have the prettiest teeth.
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6. Favorite Cake?:
A: Chocolate or “Wacky” Cake
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7. Favorite Cookie?:
A: Chocolate Chip
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8. Favorite Pie?:
A: Chocolate Pie. Are you sensing a theme yet…
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9.Favorite Candy?:
A: Pixie Sticks
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10. How often do you write letters?:
A: Used to all the time, now email has taken its place.
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11.How often do you speak on the telephone?:
A: I’m not that big a talker on the telephone
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12.Favorite Board Game:
A: Monopoly
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16. Favorite Computer Game
A: Halo series or my new favorite game- World Of Warcraft
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Let’s Ride….
Nic Cage does a decent Johnny Blaze. Sam Eliot does a good Caretaker. And Eva is smoking as always. It was a fun popcorn movie, not Shakesphere but a couple hours of fun entertainment.
Uncle Sam Wants You….

This week’s LLOTW is Ghost Rider’s Eva Mendes. Her film roles include : Children of the Corn 5, A Night At The Roxbury, Urban Legends:Final Cut, Exit Wounds, Training Day, All About The Benjamins, 2 Fast 2 Furious, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, and Hitch.
Her TV roles include: ER, Mortal Kombat:Conquest, and V.I.P.
A:
| In 1973 (the year you were born) |
![]() Richard Nixon is president of the US Supreme Court rules in Roe vs. Wade that states may not prevent a woman from having an abortion during the first trimester US announces the end of the military draft Spiro T. Agnew resigns after pleading no contest to charges of tax evasion while governor of Maryland Gerald R. Ford becomes the first appointed vice president under the 25th Amendment A total ban on oil exports to the US for six months is imposed by Arab nations after the outbreak of an Arab-Israeli war President Richard Nixon announces that a peace accord has been reached in Vietnam Drea de Matteo, Tori Spelling, Carson Daly, Monica Lewinsky, and Kate Beckinsale are born Oakland Athletics win the World Series Miami Dolphins win Superbowl VII Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup The Exorcist and American Graffiti are top grossing films Elvis Presley’s Aloha From Hawaii television special is seen around the world by more than 1 billion viewers KISS performs their first concert, at the Coventary Club in Queens “The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face” by Roberta Flack wins a Grammy for song of the year Schoolhouse Rock premieres |
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2. Of the events mentioned, which would you most liked to have witnessed in person?
A: The Elvis special or the Kiss show
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3. Of the people mentioned, who would you most like to meet in person?
A: Elvis
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4. Of the people mentioned, who would you least like to meet in person?
A: Spiro Agnew
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5. Which of the events do you think had the most profound effect on history?
A: The end of the draft
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6. Which of the events do you think contributed the most to our culture?
A: Schoolhouse Rocks starting. How many kids did it teach things that their teachers couldn’t…
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You scored as Toy Story II. You scored as the sequel “Toy Story II.” You are a loyal and dutiful friend who will stop at nothing to help your friends- so definately this one’s for you. And your friends probably belong in this movie with you for their stick-to-it-ness. But seriously, do you really think you belong in a museum?
Which Pixar movie do you belong in? |
Take The Challenge…
Show Some Love….

Just wanted to tell everyone that is a regular reader of this blog to go on over to Taki Soma’s webpage . Miss Soma, a friend to the blog, has started a new webcomic called “You’ll Never Die“. Everyone show some love by going to patronize her new work. Y’all will be glad you did….
Mortal Kombat….
With One Word….

1. Did you ever eat snow when you were a kid after your parents specifically told you not to eat snow?
A: Yes, but I did not eat the yellow snow at anytime…
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2. If you were stranded on an uninhabited tropical island that does have shelter and plenty of food and water, what one item would you want with you on the island?
A: A smart, funny, beautiful woman to pass the time with…
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3. The last movie you saw? Would you recommend it?
A: Last night I finally watched Snakes On A Plane. It was okay for what it was trying to be…
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4.What’s the weather like wherever you are today?
A: I have been snowed in for the last 2 days.
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So, tell us, what did you do yesterday afternoon?
A: I recently bought a couple of Tivos so I watched movies all day that I had been storing up on there. I talked to some of the people that I have become friendly with on Myspace. Mostly a couple of the Suicide Girls & on-air personalities of the G4 channel that I have become friendly with over on there. Both groups are to a girl, real sweethearts. I wrote some on a novel I am working on. Played in the snow with my puppy. Hung out with my best friend. That’s about it…
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what time do you usually go to bed? How many hours do you sleep for?
A: Uually 12 or 2 until 4 or 6. I’m one of those freaks that only needs 4 hours a night to sleep. I used to sleep all the time when I was in high school. But in College, when i was pledging a frat, they had early morning cleanup after parties, so I got used to getting by without hardly any sleep, and my body just adapted to it.
Apparently, I’m A Horror Show…
You scored as Horror. You are most like a Horror Film! You love getting frightened for some reason, and it interests you. Being scared is such a terrifying feeling, but at the same time awesome. You like getting jumpy, screaming, or the thrills are just.. thrilling to you!
Which Movie Genre Are You Most Like? |









































