1. What are three words that your family would use to describe you?

A: Quiet, Laid-back, Unconcerned…
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2. Do you read the tabloids? Do you think that the entertainment industry needs the tabloids? And finally, would you ever be a tabloid reporter?

A: Yeah, sometimes. Yes, they exist in a parasitic symbiosis. Probably not…
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3. Name one thing you did in the past that you no longer do but wish you did?

A: Work out a lot. When I had my practice in a gym, I used to work out like a madman, now I don’t much anymore…
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4. What’s the most fun work you’ve ever done, and why?

A: I would have to say that it was when I got calls to come give pre-show massages to the traveling squads of the Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders and the New Orleans Saints Cheerleaders. I was one happy camper those two days…..
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5. What is the oldest television show you actually remember watching as a child?

A: The Lone Ranger. I loved me some Lone Ranger…
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6. So, tell us, what do you do in traffic jams?

A: Mostly Cuss…
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7. What if some nice, polite, peaceful aliens landed at your house one day. What would you do?

A: Hand them a beer and say welcome to Earth….
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