The Power Of The Aristocratic Sneer (& Rack)….

You got to give it to Starfire. Not very many people could go toe to toe with Lobo with their boobs out and not give an inch and actually come out ahead. Starfire rocks….

Good Things Come In Really Small Packages…..

Fun Facts About Rachael Leigh Cook:

She Is 5′2″. “I’m not small, I’m space efficient”

Her first modeling assignments were for Target & Milk Bones!

Went to the same high school in Minnesota where Josh Hartnett went to!

Owns her own production company named Ben’s Sister Productions!

A band named themselves Budding Hollywood Starlet after her!

“If this whole acting thing doesn’t work out, I’ll just get a talk show.”

A Tip Of The Hat To Wally Wood…..

A Sign Of Things To Come….

File This Under A Well Deserved Punishment….

Saddam Forced To Watch South Park….

Apparently I’m A Badass, Or I’m Just Going To Give David Boreanaz A Bad Case Of Heartburn…..

Ever more quizes:

“Which Walking Dead Character Are You?”

You scored as Michonne II. You are Michonne. You were born a complete badass, but recent circumstances have made you even more badass than before. You are the definition of a survivor and can take on anything, but you’d rather just find a family and a home. Then you could rest. Michonne II 100% Rick II 94% Carol II 75% Glenn II 69% Tyrese II 63% Shane II 50% Andrea II 31% Which Walking Dead Character Are You? created with QuizFarm.com

or:

“Which Of Joss Whedon’s Top 10 Buffy Episodes Best Represents You?”

You scored as Becoming, Part 2. Number 7 on the list (from season 2). You have loved and lost, and it has almost destroyed you. But along the way you have probably discovered just how strong you are. Stop being your own worst critic and your strength will have more meaning. The Wish 100% Becoming, Part 2 100% Once More, With Feeling 94% Conversations with Dead People 88% Hush 81% Restless 63% Prophecy Girl 63% Innocence 63% Dopplegangland 56% The Body 50% Which of Joss Whedon’s Top 10 Buffy Episodes best represents you? created with QuizFarm.com

Luthor’s Lovely Lady Of The Week #12- Rachael Leigh Cook….

Hi Y’all

This week’s LLLOTW is the sexy little actress, Rachael Leigh Cook.

Her credits include : She’s All That, Josie & The Pussycats, Get Carter, The Final Fantasy Series, Nancy Drew, Robot Chicken, Kingdom Hearts 2, Las Vegas, Texas Rangers, Antitrust, Batman Beyond, & Dawson’s Creek.

She started modeling at the age of 10. She became famous for doing the “This Is Your Brain On Drugs” commerical. Her first movie was “The Babysitters Club”. She was ranked #26 in Stuff Magazine’s 102 Sexiest Women in The World in 2002.

Things That Make You go Hmmmmm…..

Attack Of The Kung Fu Sex Bombs….

Hi Y’all,

I just picked up the new Heroes for Hire book out of Marvel and it is pretty kicking. The team of Palmiotti/Gray from the previous Daughters Of The Dragon limited series is back for this go round and they put together a pretty good little initial issue.

It introduces the new set-up for the DoD,. They become bounty hunters for the government set during the Marvel Civil War. They deal with Iron Man’s group with the express demand that they will only grab the costumed lowlifes, but they will not go after the other heroes. Misty Knight demands to use Stark’s resources and pick her team from anybody she wants. He agrees.

So the team she picks is composed of Misty herself, Colleen Wing, Black Cat, Shang Chi, Humbug, Orka, Paladin, and a new Latina female Tarantula. We can only wish that Iron Fist and Cage were in this series, but alas not this go around as they are neck deep in the Marvel Civil War. Hopefully later on they will be….

Who Doesn’t Want To Sleep With Jordan McDeere?

I just got through watching the Netflix pilot preview of the new NBC series, Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip, and it looks like Aaron Sorkin has another hit on his hands.

The always captivating Amanda Peet stars as the aforementioned Jordan Mcdeere, who having just took over as the president of a fictional network, promptly has the producer (Judd Hirsh) of a SNL-type show go into a meltdown of Network-level proportions.

She brings back two old alums(Matthew Perry & Bradley Whitford) from the show who got fired a couple of years ago in to save the show. It looks to be a great behind the scenes take on the SNL form. I hope the rest of the shows are as good as the pilot!

Mommy, Megatron Scares Me…..

Kirk On Expendability…..

Beerfest!!!!!

Hi Y’all,

I am looking forward to this movie. It looks like it has the three magic ingrediants to be a total Guy’s movie:

Bringing The Funny….

Pretty Girls….

& Let us not forget -

Beeeeerrrrrrr!!!!

Somebody Check That Kid For A 666 Birthmark….

+18 for Charisma….

Fun Facts About Charisma:

She was born and raised in Las Vegas….

Her mom named her after an Avon Perfume…

She was discovered by Aaron Spelling for his Malibu Shores soap opera….

She likes to sky-dive, rock climb & rollerblading….

She has 3 tattoos: a sun symbol, a rosary & “D2″(for her husband/son’s names)….

My Happy Thought For The Day…..

Kirk On Kirk….

http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/star_trek_insp.html

Billboards I’d like To See…

Apparently, I’m Either Frosty The Snow-Ninja Or, I’m All Set To Be Jigsaw…..

Hi Y’all,

More Quizes:

“Which Mortal Kombat Character R U?”

I scored as Sub-Zero with 100% (tie-breaker) with Scorpion/Raiden tied for 2nd- also at 100%

or

“What Saw Movie Character Are You?”

I scored as Amanda at 80%(tie-breaker) with Jonas in second also with 80% with Zepp Hindel in 3rd at 70%

The Girl’s Got Charisma……

Some quotes from CC:

“I think essentially the meaning of life is probably the journey and not really any one thing or an outcome or a result. I think it’s kinda the process and I think that if you can find happiness in the process then maybe that’s it. I just feel really in love with life and the life I’ve created with my family. So it works for me.”

“I don’t really see myself being a sex symbol at all.”

“I was a little turned off by the idea of doing another bitch. But my agent put it to me quite frankly, that you have to be known before you can be typecast.” (On her role as Cordelia)

Because After All, Who’s Cuddlier Than Galactus…

Luthor’s Lovely Lady Of The Week #11- Charisma Carpenter…

Hi Y’all,

This week’s LLLOTW is one of the hottests MILF’s currently on the TV, Charisma Carpenter!

She stars/has starred on three of my all time favorite television shows: Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel & Veronica Mars!

She was a San Diego Chargers Cheerleader before she hit it big in the acting field!

She also had one of the sexiest Playboy layouts in recent memory!

All those are just a few of the many reasons she is one of the LLLOTW….

Ladies & Gentlemen- The New JLA….

Just Call Me Riff-Raff…

RHPS – Tara & Giles

Here is a pretty good little clip from the Rocky Horror Picture Show’s Anniversary Show, of two of my favorite Buffy The Vampire Slayer Actors- Amber Benson & Anthony Stewart Head. ASH is a little disturbing as Dr. Frank’n Furter, though. & Elisa Donovon is looking hot in her hostess duties, too…

Who Knew The Red Bee Was Into The Whole Interspecies Erotica Thing….

Papparazzi Pics Of Rosie O’ Donnell On A Day At The Beach…

Now That’s How You TP A Place…..

Kirk On Ingenuity…..

Somebody Should Call Child Protective Services…

Kirk On Continuity….

Reason #3,583 Why Jessica Is LLLOTW…..

Because the lovely Jessica knows that this:

Leads to this:
Which is about a million times more attractive

than the current fashion of starving yourself

to look like a crack ho!

I Feel Like I Should Fly My Wallet At Half Staff…

R.I.P. ????-2006

WTF……

Hybrid Mutant Found Dead In Maine….

This Cat Will Bust You Up……

That Just About Says It All, Don’t It….

Now That’s Just Plain Disturbing….

Now Tell Me…..

Does Anybody Rock A Simple White Wife-Beater & Jeans Quite Like Jessica

Look Like She Could Kick Your Butt While Looking Hot At The Same Time

Or Just Look All Kinds Of Sexy Not Doing Anything

That My Friends Is Why She Is

Luthor’s Lovely Lady Of The Week………

Apparently, I’m A Birdbrain, or I’m A Big Old Degenerate…

Here’s two more quizes:

What Batman Villain Are You Most Like?

I scored as The Penguin at 85% with the Scarecrow & The Riddler tied at second with 80%.

or,

Which WWE Wrestler Are You Like? V.2

I scored as Triple H at 100% (with the tie breaker), with The Undertaker/Spike Dudley tied for second (also at 100%).

Luthor’s Lovely Lady Of The Week #10- Jessica Biel…

Hi Y’all,

This week’s LLLOTW is the absolutely stunning Jessica Biel. She first shot to stardom with a main role on the show Seventh Heaven.

She followed up her early promise with roles in Blade: Trinity, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Stealth, Elizabethtown, Cellular, The Rules Of Attraction, and Summer Catch. She has a movie coming up with Edward Norton called The Illuisionist.

She was named Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive in 2005. She was named as one of FHM’s Sexiest Women in 2005 at number 21( up from # 30 in 2002 & # 82 in 2001). Vh1 ranked her as #98 on their 100 Hottest Hotties. She ranked as #99 in Stuff Magazines 102 Sexiest Women in The World in 2002. She was named #18 on Maxim Magazine’s Hot 100 in 2005.

Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting, Those Cats Were Fast As Lightening…

I Can’t Even Begin To Explain This One…

Still Less Disturbing Than The Hillary Picture….

Hey Mom….

You Know, Deadpool Was Right About Danny’s Name….

Here is a collection of articles with the three principals of the new Iron Fist series- The Immortal Iron Fist. I’m hoping that this ongoing series kicks mucho ass. Anyway, here you go:

Ed Brubaker

Matt Fraction

David Aja

Because We All Need A Little Grace In Our Life….

This post finishes off the gorgeous Grace Park’s week as LLLOTW. Here’s hoping she goes on to bigger and better things in show business. If her work on Battlestar is any indication, thats a safe bet…..

Brits: The Other White Meat….

Today I went to see The Descent. It was a pretty good little movie. It was a very nice little import from the UK. It projected a nice sense of claustrophobia before the monsters even show up. When they do show up however, all hell breaks loose. Even more so when the Brit chicks start turning on each other. It is very much worth a look see at the movies….

Oh My God, Life Imitates Fiction…

Now I’m almost sure the name is a fake, but damn that guy looks like Peter Griffin!

Almost As Disturbing As The Hillary Picture….

For more funny pictures, visit FunLOL.com!

Tony Stark’s House Of Ribs….

Hi Y’all,

I just got through watching the new Ultimate Avengers 2 DVD from Netflix. It was overall a pretty good little animated movie. It was up to the standards of the first movie. The intro of the Black Panther was handled well. Hank Pym finally got a moment in the sun, which is rare for this regime at Marvel. The Gag Reel was hilarious. The previews for the Iron Man and Dr Strange movies looked promising….

More From The Maxim Photo Shoot…

Hi Y’all,

In order to scrub that last post out of my memory, here are another two pictures from this week’s LLLOTW Grace Park’s utterly amazing photo shoot for Maxim Magazine. If you haven’t yet watched Sci-Fi Channel’s new take on Battlestar Galactica, get thee to Netflix. Grace is doing a spectacular job with her role on this show.

One Of The Most Profoundly Disturbing Things I Have Seen…

Ewww!!!!!

I Have To Buy This Book On General Principle….

I Knew There Was A Reason I Wanted To Be A Comic Book Artist….

This is the same lovely lady as below….

And That Is The Sound Of Millions Of Fanboys Going To Their Happy Place….

Hanna Barbera Meets Pulp Fiction…..

Hanna Barbera Fiction

This flash is most definately not Work-Safe!!!

Also, It is not for the easily offended……

Apparently, I’m A Giant Rat, Or I’m Jamie Lee Curtis…

Hi Y’all,

Here’s some more quizzes:

“If You Were Turned Into A Cartoon Character Who Would You Be?”

I was Mickey Mouse….

Or:

“What Horror Movie Stereotype Are You?”

I scored as “The Hero”.

Luthor’s Lovely Lady Of The Week #9- Grace Park…

Hi Y’all,

This week’s LLLOTW is the adorably sexy Grace Park. She is best known for her role as a fighter pilot/Cylon Robot on the cool-as-hell new reimagining of Battlestar Galactica. She is a wonderful actress who is doing some really challenging work on BSG. Is it any wonder all the guys are fighting over her on the show?

She is also known for her roles on The Dead Zone, Andromeda, Jake 2.0, Stargate SG-1, Dark Angel, The Outer Limits and the film Romeo Must Die. She was nominated in 2006 for an Asian Excellence Award.

And as seen from the still above, she also shot a blisteringly hot photo layout for Maxim Magazine….

Choose Your Own (Mis)Adventure…..

Hi Y’all,

The other day I watched Final Destination 3 when it came from Netflix. It was a decent little horror film in and of itself, but something about it struck me. That it could very well be a precursor to the future of film.

What makes me say that is the choose-their-fate feature on the DVD. Now granted a lot of the choices in the feature don’t affect the flow of the film too much. But fast forward the concept a few years, it might very well help the movies steal back some of their thunder from video games.

Imagine if a film was shot entirely with this concept in mind from the get go….

A Message From The Temple…

Hi Y’all,

The Secret Agent. The Robot. The Mythic Beauty. The Spaceman. The Gorilla. The Mermaid.

Agents Of Atlas # 1 had so many cool moments:

1. A Yellow Claw appearance!

2. Venus going all Girls Gone Wild!!!

3. The Shadow Warriors!
4. Marvel Boy’s Entrances! (both of them)

5. Ike getting “rescued” from the Yellow Claw’s Hench wenches!

6. G-Man as a longtime Shield Agent!

7. The Human Robot’s entrance!

8. A Killer Robot holding a gorilla over his head while running 50 miles an hour while said gorilla is firing 4 machine guns that are spitting rubber bullets! (How can you get better than that)

9. Marvel Boy’s getaway vehicle!

10. Young Jimmy Woo!

Marvel Keep Up The Good Work!

The First,The Originals, The Best….

Hi Y’all,

Here’s the first look at what appears to be the new roster for Justice Society Of America:
Damage
Flash
Red Tornado (Maxine Hunkel)
Hawkman
Wildcat
Obsidian (in the shadows)
Dr Midnite
Green Lantern
Hourman
Liberty Belle (Jessie Quick?)
Commander Steel (?)
Stargirl
Starman (Danny Blaine?)
Power Girl
Jakeem Thunder
Sandman (Sand?)
Mr Terrific

And they say that those might not be the only ones joining…..

Here He Comes To Save The Day…

It’s Just So Wrong, It’s Right….

One Of The All Time Greatest Spidey Lines…..

Thank You Mister Slott…..

Creeeeppy…….

Nighthawk Explains The True Spirit Of Heroism….

Just To Piss Off Cubs Fans (All Two Of Them)….

Now All He Needs Is A Red Cape…..

Funny Videos

Take Us Back To Those Thrilling Days of Yesteryear…..

Hi Y’all,

I have just run across a new cool little podcast/ website called Pendant Productions that does entirely new & original productions of old-time radio drama type shows. They recreate the experience of listening to the great old radio shows, but using the web to put it out. They do great work. They currently have several shows that they do, most based on preexisting characters that others own, but since these are entirely a labor of love and nonprofit, they are no legal issues for them to cross.

So far I have listened to three of the seven they produce. The ones I have checked out are- Superman:Last Son of Krypton, Wonder Woman: Champion of Thermiscyra, & Batman: Ace Of Detectives. The other ones they produce are Star Trek:Defiant, James Bond, Indiana Jones and a original called Dixie in the Sky Captain/Air Adventure vein.

Before my grandfather passed on, He used to like to listen to the Old Time Radio channel on my XM radio, so he could listen to all the old shows he listened to on the radio as a boy. I used to sit with him and listen to all the great old radio shows like the Shadow, etc. So it goes without saying that this type of thing makes me think warm thoughts. I hope that more people get into this…..

Let Me Be The First To Say- Thank God For Global Warming…

Ladies & Gentlemen, The Immortal Iron Fist….

Who’s A Cuddly Little World Conqueror….

This Looks Like A Job For Superman…

Please No BrokeBat Mountain Jokes, Please….

Hi Y’all,

Aint It Cool News is also reporting that Heath Ledger has been offered the role of the Joker in the new Batman movie- Batman: The Dark Knight. An interesting choice…..

It’s Hard Out There For A War Machine…

Hi Y’all,

Ain’t It Cool News is reporting that Terrance Howard has reportedly been offered the role of James Rhodes/War Machine in the upcoming Iron Man series of movies. He seems to me to be a good choice to play IM’s successor/sidekick….

So That’s How Yoda Hid From Vader…..

Your Cheatin’ Heart….

Kingdom Come: The Later Years….

This Image Just Violated My Childhood….

She-Hulk, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.?

Is that not a cool cover…..